sbootching

Sbootching is the act of booties pressing against other booties.

Did you hear that everyone was sbootching at her party

by Dawson Hinder July 13, 2017

soothing

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.

"Look at you. You've got a soothing."

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

Splotching

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

by JETER218 October 17, 2010

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

soothing

To be relaxing similar to marinating and chilling

The lads and i were soothing out last night

by Timmy Solly August 9, 2006

shoothing

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

by ThomasB January 22, 2007