smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

smoothskin by domus.vita June 11, 2007

smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.

I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!

smoothskin by pentozali September 4, 2013

smoothskin

Someone who doesn’t have self-harm scars so their skin is smooth, opposite of roughskin.

Jim: are you a smoothskin or a roughskin?
Timmy: smoothskin, I would never do that.

smoothskin by freddyfazbear84 December 10, 2023

Choo Choo real smoothin 

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

Choo Choo real smoothin by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

Smoochking by Zahori March 15, 2022

smooshkin 

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

smooshkin by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

smoothing the cat 

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011