smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.

Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!

smonked by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

smoked out the game 

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."

Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."

smoked out the game by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008

Smoked Salmon 

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

Smoked pork 

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

Smoked pork by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

smoaked 

To be absolutely smitten with Felicity Smoak from Arrow.

The first time Oliver saw Felicity there was just something about her. He was Smoaked.

smoaked by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

smoked like a bitch 

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

smoked like a bitch by YelloDragon January 16, 2012

smoked salmon effect 

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

smoked salmon effect by Lingrad February 14, 2005