smoking weed by yourself.
"You gon' join me tomorrow when we get back to your place?"
"Of course. Can't let my main man smolo."
"Of course. Can't let my main man smolo."
by thisaintmyrealnameson July 8, 2012
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You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019
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To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
by realsomejuan February 21, 2019
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Get the Smollett mug.There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
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