ratings
ratings by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004
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Ratings
Wow! That is fucking hilarious!
Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.
ratings trap
Bob: Hey, did you catch the new Family Guy last night?
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.
ratings trap by Dr. Manny January 6, 2015
Ratings rehab
When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.
Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"
Ratings rehab by MOCHAD April 4, 2011
ratings bitch
someone incapable of making their own decision or opinion without checking and relying on the ratings of critics/professionals.
Kevin is a ratings bitch, picking players based on the radio hosts opinions on them. (The League, tv show, reference)
ratings bitch by skigal_91 January 6, 2012
Tour Ratings
A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.
This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?
Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)
Kevan: A tour 8?
Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!
Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'
Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)
Kevan: A tour 8?
Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!
Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'
Tour Ratings by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010
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