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ratings

when someone does something that deserves praise
Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"
by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004
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Ratings

Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.
by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
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ratings trap

Something that's guaranteed to get good ratings, no matter how bad it is.
Bob: Hey, did you catch the new Family Guy last night?
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.
by Dr. Manny January 6, 2015
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Ratings rehab

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.
Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"
by MOCHAD April 4, 2011
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ratings bitch

someone incapable of making their own decision or opinion without checking and relying on the ratings of critics/professionals.
Kevin is a ratings bitch, picking players based on the radio hosts opinions on them. (The League, tv show, reference)
by skigal_91 January 6, 2012
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Tour Ratings

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'
by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010
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0 ratings

An ugly person who nobody rates
That girl is flat like paper 0 ratings
by Bonqueque November 6, 2020
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