smolg

Having or in the presence of a massive dick. Can also define a person's personality that is aggressive and powerful.

"Wow that guy is smolgy"

by YagMick May 11, 2018

Smol pp

You are tiny lol

Me: Hey John, you have a smol pp
John: Fuck you

by Itz_double_A_2 January 14, 2021

smol ting

A smol green creature with a lifespan of 2 weeks. (shorter if found by other creatures to monch on- usually eaten raw)

IQ level >200 but following it can result in your IQ dropping <50.

Also known as "lil shit", the smol ting is the record keeper of CT.

Smol ting observes the daily $BTC close as a yupu.

by cryptosamoyed October 2, 2020

smol bean

someone who is innocent and/or adorable
most commonly used in fandoms

Tyler is a smol bean
Josh is a smol bean too

by jishwadun May 19, 2016

Smol

Something extremely small and cute

That kitty is so smol.

by geese-teeth June 6, 2015

smol ting

smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...

CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"

by RottenWisdom666 September 5, 2022

smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.

Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.

by Cubecats October 3, 2015