A fat ass bitch that looks like a burnt chicken nugget that suck men off and sell shade in the summer
Dude your such a smmie
by Jan the man 04 April 19, 2018
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to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
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