by I, Wreckerrr March 15, 2021
Get the semiex mug.The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
Get the Semtex Shit mug.Related Words
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Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.
Someone who does not feel sexual attraction but has a libido.
"I saw Dan watching porn the other day"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"
"and?"
"He says he likes me but he doesn't want to sleep with me"
"Oh, yeah, he's semisexual, don't even try"
by brokendarling May 22, 2015
Get the semisexual mug.A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)
Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex
by nobitches77 March 23, 2022
Get the Semtex mug.by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004
Get the semtex mug.-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."
i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010
Get the Semtex mug.Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it
They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.
They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.
Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."
by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021
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