Smir

Noun: The cross between a smile and a smirk; an outward expression of warm and fuzzy contentment; the human equivalent of feeling Smurfy.

Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring

Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness

1) After receiving a present of paperclips which had been blessed by the Dali Lama she did not know if she should laugh or cry, so she simply smired
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face

Smir by Jecko Montoya January 1, 2009

Smir Smir

A slang term for Smirnoff Vodka

Hey dude, I have a handle of Smir Smir in my fridge. Let's get wasted.

Smir Smir by tony805 July 15, 2010

Smir'm

The gender-neutral version of ma'am and sir. From a game called "FrogSong".

Person 1: Good afternoon ma'am! Or... sir? Or... uh...
Person 2: Neither. I'm not a girl or a boy.
Person 1: Oh. That's cool. I didnt know you could do that.
Person 1: But what's the not girl or boy version of ma'am and sir?
Person 2: ...I...Dont know, actually.
Person 1: That's okay. I'll make one up.
Person 1: Have a good rest of your day, Smir'm!

Smir'm by pj!! December 3, 2022

Pabst Smir 

The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.

Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.

Pabst Smir by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005

Pabst Smir

Here's a draft in classic Urban Dictionary style:

Pabst Smir

noun

A cocktail consisting of equal parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Ice, combining blue-collar beer energy with malt liquor sweetness. Invented in Texas by two geniuses who found each other at a Mexican restaurant that had been converted into a British pub, presumably during a moment of pure inspiration or pure desperation.

"You drink that on purpose?"
"No one drinks a Pabst Smir on accident."

Pabst Smir by JesusHChrysler August 15, 2026

Smire 

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011