Definitions by JesusHChrysler
Pabst Smir
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Pabst Smir
noun
A cocktail consisting of equal parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Ice, combining blue-collar beer energy with malt liquor sweetness. Invented in Texas by two geniuses who found each other at a Mexican restaurant that had been converted into a British pub, presumably during a moment of pure inspiration or pure desperation.
Pabst Smir
noun
A cocktail consisting of equal parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Ice, combining blue-collar beer energy with malt liquor sweetness. Invented in Texas by two geniuses who found each other at a Mexican restaurant that had been converted into a British pub, presumably during a moment of pure inspiration or pure desperation.
Pabst Smir by JesusHChrysler August 15, 2026