smimpkin
smimpkin by Loray WOOOO November 27, 2006
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simpkin
James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
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simpkin
simpkin by bazeballboy5757 October 11, 2008
Ryan Simpkins
Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.
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Source: Wikipedia
Ryan Simpkins by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022
Ty Simpkins
Ty Keegan Simpkins (born August 6, 2001) is an American actor. His notable film credits include the supernatural horror Insidious (2011), its sequel Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) and Jurassic World (2015). He is also known for his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Harley Keener in Iron Man 3 (2013) and Avengers: Endgame (2019). His elder sibling is actor Ryan Simpkins.
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Source: Wikipedia
Ty Simpkins by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022
Richard Simpkin
British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.
Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."
Richard Simpkin by Hamza April 25, 2006
Doing a Simpkin
When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin
Doing a Simpkin by Vortex April 3, 2004
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