Slimpkin

A slimpkin is when you give yourself a hand job while taking a dump.

Tim Smith gave himself a slimpkin when he started beating off while taking a massive dump.

by Millatime422 July 23, 2013

simpkin

The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.

James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.

by wordchest May 1, 2020

simpkin

easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.

by bazeballboy5757 October 11, 2008

Ryan Simpkins

Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.

Source: Wikipedia

I love Ryan Simpkins. They're great actor.

by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022

Ty Simpkins

Ty Keegan Simpkins (born August 6, 2001) is an American actor. His notable film credits include the supernatural horror Insidious (2011), its sequel Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) and Jurassic World (2015). He is also known for his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Harley Keener in Iron Man 3 (2013) and Avengers: Endgame (2019). His elder sibling is actor Ryan Simpkins.

Source: Wikipedia

Yes, Ty Simpkins is also known as Iron Man 3 Kid.

by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022

Richard Simpkin

British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.

Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."

by Hamza April 25, 2006

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010