Vortex's definitions

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 10, 2014

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004

gi

Good Idea

another way to lazify the english language

by vortex June 10, 2003

wooman

a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's

my wife's a wooman dude, shoulda married a church chick.

by vortex June 10, 2003

g-phatpipe

A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.

that dude is pinging 10 to the server, must be a g-phatpipe

by vortex June 10, 2003

homiewhore

a person with way too many net-buddies. Usually has no life outside of AIM, MSN or IRC - typically fat.

that dude gets 500 aim's a day, what a homiewhore

by vortex June 10, 2003

irc hag

a chick that uses IRC is suspicious to begin with. Usually fat and or ugly and or stupid.

bah, dont pm that bitch, she's an irc hag

by vortex June 10, 2003