Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 03, 2004

Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.

I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.

by Vortex April 28, 2003

gi

Good Idea

another way to lazify the english language

by vortex June 10, 2003

irc hag

a chick that uses IRC is suspicious to begin with. Usually fat and or ugly and or stupid.

bah, dont pm that bitch, she's an irc hag

by vortex June 10, 2003

wooman

a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's

my wife's a wooman dude, shoulda married a church chick.

by vortex June 10, 2003

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 09, 2014

unicycle

A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.

That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!

I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.

by Vortex April 28, 2003