unicycle

A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.
That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!

I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
by Vortex April 27, 2003
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armed

"I got armed" | "Don't arm me" | "Doh! I got armed"
To be left hanging in the middle of a conversation on IRC
Armegeden, one of our clan members will pm you in irc and then never asnwer back and you ask him whats up. Or, he''ll just disappear in the middle of a conversation.
by vortex May 29, 2003
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Trials Uni

A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.
I took my trials uni downtown and had some fun.
by Vortex April 27, 2003
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g-phatpipe

A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.
that dude is pinging 10 to the server, must be a g-phatpipe
by vortex June 10, 2003
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rgr

Stands for 'Roger' - an acknowledgement of comprehension.
" did you see that new movie yet?"
"rgr"
by vortex June 10, 2003
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wooman

a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's
my wife's a wooman dude, shoulda married a church chick.
by vortex June 10, 2003
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Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.
I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.
by Vortex April 27, 2003
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