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Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
I am on the Simpkins employmnet plan
Simpkins by Clamchops October 7, 2011
A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
Simpkins by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018
Someone who goes to jail for the free sex.

Mainly used as an insalt when one person is mad or upset with another person.
My mother may be a little overweight but at least I'm not a simpkins
Simpkins by Xx_dog_fucker_xX February 14, 2022

Ryan Simpkins 

Ryan Simpkins (born March 25, 1998) is an American actor, known for their performances in films such as Pride and Glory, A Single Man, Revolutionary Road, and Fear Street Part Two: 1978. Their younger brother is actor Ty Simpkins. Ryan is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns.

Source: Wikipedia
I love Ryan Simpkins. They're great actor.

Ty Simpkins 

Ty Keegan Simpkins (born August 6, 2001) is an American actor. His notable film credits include the supernatural horror Insidious (2011), its sequel Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) and Jurassic World (2015). He is also known for his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Harley Keener in Iron Man 3 (2013) and Avengers: Endgame (2019). His elder sibling is actor Ryan Simpkins.

Source: Wikipedia
Yes, Ty Simpkins is also known as Iron Man 3 Kid.

Dickey Simpkins 

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.
An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"
Dickey Simpkins by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011