A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.
Simpkins hit the doobie and circled his van around the block for hours.
by Puffmcgruff May 26, 2013
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Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
by dankbomber October 06, 2010
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Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
I am on the Simpkins employmnet plan
by Clamchops October 07, 2011
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A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
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by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018
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