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The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.
James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.
by wordchest May 01, 2020
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.
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A tall slim character similar to Kramer on the hit TV show Seinfeld. A man from the decent of Lonnie. A white man who confuses himself as a black man.
Simpkins hit the doobie and circled his van around the block for hours.
by Puffmcgruff May 26, 2013
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Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.
I am on the Simpkins employmnet plan
by Clamchops October 07, 2011
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Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.
by dankbomber October 06, 2010
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A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.
Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."
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by SOLOBURGERR January 04, 2018
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