smiggey

A retarded but hole, or a dumb peace of s*** that nobody likes.

Why are you such a smiggey.

by TGKM September 18, 2016

smigger

Slang for an african-american Smurf.

Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...

by boohiss August 10, 2003

Smigged

To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.

Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.

by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019

smigger

A derogatory term used for immigrants from Somalia.

"Smiggers are system suckers" or "That fucking smigger smells like rotting vagina".

by Contrary September 26, 2010

smiggly poof

Something that is frothy in nature.
If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.

Oh smiggly poof I love you.... Now f*** me!

by poofster September 29, 2009

Smiggerette

A Cigerette/Smoke.

Different Name.

Aye Mate, Just Going For A Smiggerette.

by Dilly.Delusional July 20, 2010

smingey

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.

"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"

by Gav MR May 13, 2005