smingey 

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.

"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"

smingey by Gav MR May 13, 2005

Finger in the sminger 

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

Finger in the sminger by Dildohands May 18, 2015

singey

Literally translates to Lion
A name often chosen for hardworking handsome gentleman.

Every mom wants a singey for her daughter.

singey by SonamP September 30, 2018

Sminge 

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

Sminge by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

stingey 

Describing the poverty stricken state of something or somebody

If somebody were saving for a wedding and subsequently cutting back on all their spending they might describe themselves as stingey
If a father were to serve a single can of coke amongst his son and 3 friends in plastic cups, his son may exclaim in exasperation, "Dad, you're so stingey!"

stingey by Newmarch May 19, 2008

Stingey 

When someone’s reluctant to part with cash for anything.

“Oi scoot can I have 0.50p for this choccy bar?”
“Nahh I need it sorry pal, I’m a stingey cunt”

Stingey by Scootscoooooot April 18, 2020

sminge 

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

sminge by John Swain January 5, 2006