smeiph

sperm, cum,

he smeiphed on her face and then she licked it off

by bigcumlicker October 8, 2008

smiph

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

Smeigh

A man who eats pussy 100% of the time before engaging in sex.

Pronounced (smay)

Matt: "You gotta eat it man, every time."

Bill: "You're a true Smeigh, you know that?"

Example #2: I swear to God, I've never fucked a woman without eating her out first. I can't help it, I'm a smeigh.

by BreakerOneNine August 22, 2009

smeish

smelly, dirty, ugly, fat, stinky fish.

Damn that bitch is a smeish she fucked 12 seniors in one week and she only in 9th grade.

by Leoooooooo April 8, 2008

Sleiphnir

The great and mighty eight legged horse of Norse myth.

"Ahh its sleiphnir come to trample our bones and skulls and break our fences and eat our decorative flowers"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Semiphorous Rex

The term given to anyone that has been trying to get with a girl for centuries and when he finally did he got an STD, therefore making him a Semiphorous Rex

Reid Smith never had a girlfriend until that fat bitch Jackie came along and transformed him into a Semiphorous Rex

by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

Seipher

A person of no real significance or authority. Anyone claiming to be a Seipher should know that there is only one, original all powerful being with this alias.

That guy is such a blowhard Seipher. He doesn't really have any power.

by Seipher August 3, 2011