Smieph 

to cum on yourself

Holy shit your smiephing skills are amazing

Smieph by pornobeck October 11, 2008

smiph 

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

smiph by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

smeiph 

sperm, cum,

he smeiphed on her face and then she licked it off

smeiph by bigcumlicker October 8, 2008

smieches 

A Lot of love. a very sweet way of saying I love you to death.

leo my dear I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy your company and I love you to smieches! So you better not move back to Argentina buddy!!

smieches by Leo C. July 9, 2006

smiecht

Smiecht is a dutch word meaning that you're a bad fellow. Many people hate smiechten (pl).
You can also call someone smiechtig

,,Hey mark, you are a filthy smiecht".
"Did you see Metz last week, she was smiechting all around" .

smiecht by Kaasknaker November 7, 2018

Smiphnart 

A form of all cuss words formed together into one

You smiphnart
He's such a smiphnart

Smiphnart by Smiphnart September 6, 2019

Smiphnart 

A form of all cuss words conjoined into one

You Smiphnart!

He's such a Smiphnart

Smiphnart by Smiphnart September 6, 2019