Smieph

to cum on yourself

Holy shit your smiephing skills are amazing

by pornobeck October 11, 2008

smiph

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

smeiph

sperm, cum,

he smeiphed on her face and then she licked it off

by bigcumlicker October 8, 2008

smieches

A Lot of love. a very sweet way of saying I love you to death.

leo my dear I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy your company and I love you to smieches! So you better not move back to Argentina buddy!!

by Leo C. July 9, 2006

Smirph

A person who is generally annoying, usually pertaining to younger people who play video games. This person generally will loose valuable items and ruin your game experience. Opposite of smurf, he is generally bad at the game and in too high of a rank.

This guy is acting like smirph with a ph, kick him from the game!

by kelzyth October 19, 2020

smiecht

Smiecht is a dutch word meaning that you're a bad fellow. Many people hate smiechten (pl).
You can also call someone smiechtig

,,Hey mark, you are a filthy smiecht".
"Did you see Metz last week, she was smiechting all around" .

by Kaasknaker November 7, 2018

Smiphnart

A form of all cuss words formed together into one

You smiphnart
He's such a smiphnart

by Smiphnart September 6, 2019