Smei 

The best person u will get to know, that is if you actually get to know her.

Smei is the bestest friend ever

Smei by Meismeismeis April 10, 2021

SMEI 

similar to simp, but can apply to people who are either in a relationship or are close. meaning you like someone for quite literally no reason whatsoever, but you dont care regardless because they make you happy.

Wilbur: i really like existing with you
Seán: your such a smei :3
Wilbur: and so are you :D

SMEI by seanawesomesnacks August 10, 2023

smei 

a smei is an interesting creature (typically one that is lactose intolerant and drops nukes within the bathroom). though these animals tend to express many personalities, they are typically hostile and unstable (especially towards the end of the month).

that smei just dropped the fattest dump!

smei by kshen21 January 18, 2023

Reak-Smei 

Lazy and grumpy, stubborn, but (occasionally) generous and funny. Name means ray of sunshine in Cambodian. Likes to gossip and obsseses over hot guys.

Only reads books with pictures, does homework at last minute.

Sofie: Who is that girl drooling over the guys?

Becky: Oh, its just Reak-Smei

Reak-Smei by BLARGAMONNNNNNN March 4, 2010

Smeigh 

A man who eats pussy 100% of the time before engaging in sex.

Pronounced (smay)

Matt: "You gotta eat it man, every time."

Bill: "You're a true Smeigh, you know that?"

Example #2: I swear to God, I've never fucked a woman without eating her out first. I can't help it, I'm a smeigh.

Smeigh by BreakerOneNine August 22, 2009

Smeits 

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

Smeits by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

smeish 

smelly, dirty, ugly, fat, stinky fish.

Damn that bitch is a smeish she fucked 12 seniors in one week and she only in 9th grade.

smeish by Leoooooooo April 8, 2008