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Smeigled 

The act of dropping to your hands and knees and vomiting into the toilet with your arms around the toilet bowl or "ring". You will resemble smeigle from Lord of the Rings when you are smeigled, with the toilet being "your Precious".
"That girl drunk so much, that she's smeigled. She's been at the toilet for hours!"
Smeigled by MDYM October 3, 2011
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Smeagled 

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.
I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!
Smeagled by TraggikEndings April 21, 2006
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Smeagled  

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.
While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.
Smeagled by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

Smeegled 

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...
Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
Smeegled by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

Smeagled 

I got smeagled last night
Smeagled by J stu September 11, 2020

Smeagled 

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.
I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.
Smeagled by CodenameMuskrat December 2, 2010

Smeegledorf 

To be proven wrong about a generalization, or hyperbole.
"There's a definition for every combination of letters. Everything is a word."
"What about Smeegledorf?"
"Ah phooey, I've been Smeegledorfed."
Smeegledorf by Spark-E August 6, 2023
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