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A common misspelling of the word schmeckle. Often used by idiots with small penises who can't spell. Even after I told them a hundred times it's spelled "schmeckle." See wordschmeckle/word
"It's spelled s-m-e-c-k-e-l."
"NO, it's not. Your brain is just about as big as your damned schmeckle!"
"It's a new word. It made it. It's mine."
"I hate you."
smeckel by Eric Bot July 4, 2003
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Smeckledorfed 

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!
Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf 

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.
I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.
smeckledorf by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed 

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.
We Have Been Smeckledorfed
Smeckledorfed by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed 

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.
The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.
Smeckledorfed by usparrow1 February 3, 2019

Smeckledorfed 

To be swindled/robbed from another person.
My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.
Smeckledorfed by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

smeckles 

Jared Padalecki's nickname for his Supernatural co-star, Jensen Ackles. The two actors play brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, appearing just as close offscreen as on.
Aw, look! Jared's climbing his Smeckles like a tree again!
smeckles by Rose Ganymede June 12, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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