smashtache 

A super sexy mustache that makes a man look smashable.

Dang he's definitely got a smashtache!

smashtache by Curvyqt78 March 3, 2023

smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

Smashface 

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

Smashface by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014

smashface 

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

smashface by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface 

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

smashface by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004

smashface 

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

smashface by MAC March 18, 2004

smashface 

This ugly bitch who got her face smash skinky wink wink she ugly. She be nasty and shit, Lauren she she like BBC because only retarded bitches like BBC

I'm lauren grasher I like BBC and my face got smashed hilfe mich

smashface by South Meck Sadist Tom Skinner March 13, 2004