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smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.
Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".
HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."
smartacity by HMB December 24, 2007

smartidity 

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.
"what smartidity"(laughes)
smartidity by laughlots April 25, 2011

Smartivity 

Rather than sit around drooling, Mark prefered to engage in a well rounded smartivity such as reading about truthiness.
Smartivity by rufflesdance December 9, 2009

sharitity 

a sharing portion/group.

n. share
Let's create a sharitity of this cigarettes since we only have one
sharitity by Jennifer March 1, 2005

smarttitude

damn your being such a sassy smart ass, lose your smarttitude !