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Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.
Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

smartidity 

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.
"what smartidity"(laughes)
smartidity by laughlots April 25, 2011

Smartivity 

The activity of behaving in a smart fashion.
Rather than sit around drooling, Mark prefered to engage in a well rounded smartivity such as reading about truthiness.
Smartivity by rufflesdance December 9, 2009

sarcacity 

(n) the act of using sarcasm to the point of being a complete ass.
- you look great in those pants (girl is violently fat)
- no you're not balding (dude looks like a polished cue ball)
- that's a really sweet shirt (shirt is plaid with checkers)
- you should never have children (no explanation needed)

ouch, that was some extreme sarcacity!
sarcacity by theboySC May 16, 2008

smartacious 

A way to make an idiot sound smart with a hint of sarcasm.
"Good going idiot!", becomes, "Good going smartacious!"
smartacious by Otaku-sama January 27, 2008

smartosity 

mia has smartosity
liam does not
smartosity by mdksafdndsfa May 10, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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