HMB

Hold my beer. Usually said before doing something stupid.

HMB while I put this crayon in my butt.

by VisibleKitten June 16, 2014

HMB

HALF MOON BAY, Coastside, California

In HMB bout to hit up the Coast.

by Media Luna August 09, 2006

HMB

A town on the northerner coast of California; Half Moon Bay.

Don't give me no bammer weed, we don't smoke that shit in the HMB.

by Nor-Cal April 16, 2003

HMB

HMB = Hit Me Back

i been texting your phone all day, hmb

by Svckk Myy Swagg November 15, 2022

HMB

1. Shorthand for "Hamburger" in Brazilian outlets of clown subsidized fast food McByproduct joints.
2. Human growth hormone, popular with East German women's swimming teams.
3. Her Majesty's Bulldog. Euphemism for an untidy vagina and pubic area on an otherwise posh female specimen.

1, 2, and 3. "I'd love to have a large sized HMB in a bathtub with Peach dressing. Yeah."

by HMB March 28, 2003

HMB

Abbreviation for "high maintenance bitch."

I dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. I dumped the HMB right there and then.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 09, 2010

HMB

Person that had really good definitons, such as shotgun or Washington Times

wow, HMB has really good definitions like shotgun.. where the hell did they go?

by whitetiger16 May 16, 2004