smarmle

MyTo smarmle. To be tricky, sneaky, or or craftty

A smarmler. One who smarmle. Someone who is scheming, angling, or being tricky or sneaky

Smarmled to have tricked or gotten en over on

Derived loosely from the term "smarmy" from the UK mid 1950's

I'm sure that Eddie haskall would smarmle the cleavers if given the opportunity

by Smarmle September 28, 2017

smarley

A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"

You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.

by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013

smarlen

A bottom feeding fish who is to lazy to swim with both fins and just lays on the bottom of the ocean going in circles.

That guy is really being a smarlen today.

by Dupper March 27, 2009

smarmie

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

by Susan W August 4, 2007

smarkle

The glitter in one's eyes after setting sight on the persont that he or she likes.

I saw the smarkle in her eyes when he walked into the room.

by CeeKayShizzLeBambeezie May 9, 2008

Smarkle

(noun) 1: An execrable person who attempts to gain success by spreading lies, hate, and rumors directed at another but is a failure
2: person who attempts to stealthe spotlight but fails
3: Leader of Megxit
4: A failure, liar
5: Professional grifter
(adj) 1: A hateful person at the center of Megxit
2: wrongly vainglorious person

Can you believe Bey’s father trying to cash in on her? What a Smarkle.
Dang, can you believe that Smarkle junk dealer claimed he was selling antiques?

Samantha Markle is attacking her relatives again, how Smarkle can a person be?

by AuntyQ April 30, 2019

Smarkle

To smear glitter on your ass and moon people in public.

I got wasted, took my daughters glitter and smarkled all of my friends

by Master Smarkler June 7, 2011