smaples

1. eyelash lint

2. clumps of mascara left behind from a sloppy makeup job

1: Bro, what's on your eye?

2: Just some smaples, bro.

1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.

2: I'm workin on it.

---- or ----

1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!

2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*

1: You got it :))))

2: Ok let's go shopping :)

smaples by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011

Vince Staples 

Vince Staples is a rapper from Long Beach, California. Formerly associated with the 2NGC Crips and Odd Future rap collective, Vince is one of the hottest young rappers in the game. He's known for his album Summertime 06 and Shyne Coldchain mixtape series.

Vince Staples is the best rapper out the LBC since Snoop. Coldchain the hottest thang bumpin out the city!

Vince Staples by Colt Donovan March 4, 2016

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

daquan from staples by Daquan from staples November 5, 2014

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Staples Center 

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.

Are you going to Staples Center.

Staples Center by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005

World's Smallest Violin 

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

World's Smallest Violin by AllBastard December 19, 2011

National give ur smallest friend a hug day 

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

National give ur smallest friend a hug day by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019