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The best player to ever exist, SmallestIQ is known for his skills in merking Minecraft children with whiteout and destroying noobs who pay for stupid ass cheats. His penis is huge.
Person 1: I just got quickied by smallestiq
Person 2: Sorry, but SmallestIQ is the best, even spooksters like sab1n get beamed by him
by 1337hackerman189284 May 16, 2021
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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
by AllBastard December 19, 2011
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World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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Slap your smallest friend day!

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019
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the smallest

to be the littlest or have the least in size
ddd's penis is the smallest
by emhop February 15, 2009
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