SmallestIQ 

The best player to ever exist, SmallestIQ is known for his skills in merking Minecraft children with whiteout and destroying noobs who pay for stupid ass cheats. His penis is huge.

Person 1: I just got quickied by smallestiq
Person 2: Sorry, but SmallestIQ is the best, even spooksters like sab1n get beamed by him

SmallestIQ by 1337hackerman189284 May 16, 2021

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

World's Smallest Violin 

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

World's Smallest Violin by AllBastard December 19, 2011

National give ur smallest friend a hug day 

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

National give ur smallest friend a hug day by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

World's smallest fiddle 

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

World's smallest fiddle by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

Slap your smallest friend day! 

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend

Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no

Slap your smallest friend day! by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019

the smallest 

to be the littlest or have the least in size

ddd's penis is the smallest

the smallest by emhop February 15, 2009