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Staplesex 

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles
OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off
Staplesex by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

stilesexual 

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.
Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual
stilesexual by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

Vince Staples 

Vince Staples is a rapper from Long Beach, California. Formerly associated with the 2NGC Crips and Odd Future rap collective, Vince is one of the hottest young rappers in the game. He's known for his album Summertime 06 and Shyne Coldchain mixtape series.
Vince Staples is the best rapper out the LBC since Snoop. Coldchain the hottest thang bumpin out the city!
Vince Staples by Colt Donovan March 4, 2016

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts
daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

Staples Center 

Sports Arena in Downtown Los Angeles; which hosts the LA Kings, LA Lakers, LA Clippers, and few indoor tennis competitions.
Are you going to Staples Center.
Staples Center by TEXAS SUCKS! December 31, 2005

Snapesexual

The curious way that characters in Harry Potter Fanfiction can be not gay but still in love with a man, in popular practice this is a way to explain how Harry Potter has never been attracted to a man before and not really many women and is still attracted to Severus Snape. Also Severus Snape fans claim this title.
Harry: I'm sorry I've never fucked another guy, but I've never liked another guy....maybe I'm Snapesexual?
Snape: *Raises eyebrow*
Snapesexual by DieOnherKnees September 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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