small king

A man who believes he is king with a small penis

Poor small king

by Sassyturt November 11, 2015

King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.

John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”

by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022

Smalling

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.

Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.

by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021

Stallking

The act of looking under the stall next to you in the restroom to see the shoes of the person sitting there, possibly to borrow some toilet paper, to engage in an etiquette taboo conversation, or to get the other section of the bathroom newspaper.

“Hi Bob - I knew it was you - I can see your orange Nike’s - you got the sports section over there? Sorry for stallking you, but I am stuck with the entertainment section..,”

by Badanderson June 16, 2018

Smalling Out

1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.

Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.

Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?

Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.

ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.

by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

smallkine

Used in Hawaii Nei, Smallkine means "a little bit" or a small amount of something of some sort.

"That movie was smallkine junk"

by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008