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King of the Stall
A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
King of the Stall by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022
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Smalling
Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
Smalling by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021
Stallking
The act of looking under the stall next to you in the restroom to see the shoes of the person sitting there, possibly to borrow some toilet paper, to engage in an etiquette taboo conversation, or to get the other section of the bathroom newspaper.
“Hi Bob - I knew it was you - I can see your orange Nike’s - you got the sports section over there? Sorry for stallking you, but I am stuck with the entertainment section..,”
Stallking by Badanderson June 16, 2018
Smalling Out
1. When you and your homie have a fight over something stupid or relatively small and you don’t see each other from the span of a week up to a year.
Guy: Dude last year me and ben had a smalling out And I haven’t seen him since then.
Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?
Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.
ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.
Guy two electric Boogaloo: What was it about?
Guy: I bet him two pennies that he wouldn’t have the balls to ask some girl out, and I didn’t have the money when he did it.
ben in the distance: Oh shit my bad has really been a year.
Smalling Out by My nigga Totoro December 15, 2018
Smalking
To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.
- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash
- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.
- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?
- Yes, yes i was.
- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.
- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?
- Yes, yes i was.
Smalking by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010
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smallkine by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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