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Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.
Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.
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by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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When someone has a small dick and tries to compensate with a massive ego
Man Rico is such an asshole, he has small dick energy
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by GusTheGhoul3000 September 30, 2019
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Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.
Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.
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by Loltehjew September 17, 2018
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When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.
For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.
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by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018
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When a man goes out of his way to assert his superiority by trash talking anyone sees as a threat. Typically, everyone is seen as a threat to this weak minded, insecure, pathetic person. One can only draw the conclusion that the insecurity comes from having a teeny tiny dick.

Most likely has no idea that everyone around him sees him as a joke, believes nothing he says, and couldn’t care less about his opinion.
Wow, he really needs to tone down that small dick energy before someone hurts his feelings.

Don’t worry, his attitude has nothing to do with you, it’s his small dick energy.
by Mustsucktobeyou November 27, 2020
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