Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.
Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.
by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018
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Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.
Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.
by Loltehjew September 17, 2018
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Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick, either. Homeboy could be absolutely hung and still emit SDE.
Wow, that dude belittling men who like to be pegged is totally giving off Small Dick Energy right now.
by BigTiddyGothMullet January 13, 2021
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When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.
For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.
by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018
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People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
by turaligo January 13, 2022
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Man-child who sends unsolicited pictures and harasses women, seemingly unaware at how unattractive it is. He acts in a way that makes him seem entitled to a girls attention, time, and body. Wittle man-child just wants hims mama.
Jake couldn't learn that after harassing April for four years, she just wasn't interested in him. Jake continued to send her messages and pictures, showing the entire world his Small Dick Energy.
by princessleia13 July 24, 2020
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when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018
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