2 definitions by Moskowsatch

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.
- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.
by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010
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To find quantum physics arousing(literally fucking a book about quantum physics). To masturbate, also known as quantumbate (v; quantumbating) to a magazine of some-sort about quantum physics. People are also known to touch themselves when learning about quantum physics, to cum in their pants when hearing about quantum physics.
Dude- Hey i tried to look for porn on your computer, but.....

Other dude- I know. I need to tell you something...i like to jack off to quantumporn.

Dude- ahhh, not cool.

Other dude- i think i just came.
by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010
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