small business 

a hard working bitch who gets shit done

Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

small business by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021

small business 

The act of efficiently running an organization for the purpose of making lots of money.

Small business the right way and make lots of money.

small business by Mark Cuban III November 28, 2017

small business owner 

A not well-endowed gentleman.

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

small business owner by d'rof71 March 4, 2008

small business saturday 

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.

Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday

small business saturday by StealthTSX November 30, 2013

Small Business Owner 

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

Small Business Owner by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

small business tyrant 

Anyone who owns a small business and profits from the stolen surplus value generated by their workers. Often self-identify as "job creators" but they're actually parasites.

Yeah, Rob Conroy owns a bunch of slum restaurants, he's a small business tyrant.

small business tyrant by JeffersonWheelchair July 4, 2023

small-business Saturday

the Saturday between Black Friday and Cyber Monday

Happy small-business Saturday everyone

small-business Saturday by Uncle Dimma November 25, 2017