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smaks

n. money, usually preceded by a specific amount.
That cost 100 smaks?
I'll give you 5 smaks for it.
by ryanatl November 1, 2006
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Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.
The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk
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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft
Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ
by tybjack December 14, 2016
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Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.
Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it
by SimeonTG June 29, 2017
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kiser smash

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door
Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!
by Hola my G April 14, 2019
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shakshi

An innocent, pure-hearted, kind-hearted soul. A most beautiful person in the world, not just from the outside but from the inside as well. Everyone loves her but many are jealous because of how perfect she is.
Oh, yes, there are countless reasons to love Shakshi.
by baddygeek April 29, 2019
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Super Smash Kart

Cole: Yo Michael, you gonna cop that new Super Smash Kart?
Michael: Yeah bruh I heard that you can knock other people’s Kart off the map.
Cole: Damn, you can? Michael bro that’s insane.
Michael: I also heard that you can customize your Kart.
Cole: You can!? That’s it, lets go to GameStop now bruh.
Michael: Aight.
by BlackNipper July 30, 2019
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