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smackhead grey 

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.
there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?
smackhead grey by lil chigg February 20, 2020

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

smackhead 

A smackhead is a person who is severly dependent on heroin (smack)
You dirty smackhead

smackhead 

heroin addict
why aye man you dirty, stiking, rotten smack head
smackhead by geordie October 24, 2003

smacktacular 

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.
Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.
smacktacular by Moabdibb December 26, 2009

smackhead 

a heroin addict
fuck off you dirty smackhead
smackhead by psycho bitch February 23, 2004