Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Sacktease 

The object of a sack's desire. Cruelly teases the sacks of others until they succumb to blue balls and/or vasocongestion.

I'm tellin ya brah, Bolinda keeps repairing bikes in the nude whenever I'm around, and then gets all offended when I hit on her...what a fehkin sacktease.

Sacktease by Archduke Billiam von Worthington December 10, 2008

Shawnteau 

Shawnteau is a funny person and always makes you smile because of her great, but sometimes weird attitude. She is not good at texting boys, but therefore very blunt. She also has a weird sleep rhythm but therefore, she can always text people from other countries at their time zone. Shawnteau is a beautiful girl who seeks to an independent living and can achieve that by her strong will. To her, zodiac signs play an important role too. So if you were born in the right month, she will become your friend too!

Girl, you are just crazy! You are such a Shawnteau!

Shawnteau by Le Turtleneck August 31, 2016

black forest shateau 

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.

"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"

black forest shateau by Tokito April 3, 2008

black forest shateau 

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

black forest shateau by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

smackteam 

A group of gay people smacking their small but thick cocks on eachother.

"Last nights smackteam was AMAZING!!! " -Cameron

smackteam by BigRonnie69 August 20, 2016

Shacktalk

The pleasant and friendly exchange of shackism remarks. Often in relation to calculus yet not restricted to such.

Engaged student: Blimey, I almost shackt myself from excitement in class today with all of the shacktastitic shacktables and shacktips
unengaged student: hey quit it with all of that shacktalk will you

Shacktalk by Lord shack November 11, 2019