geordie's definitions

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

by Geordie October 21, 2004

smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

by Geordie May 7, 2004

SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

by Geordie January 9, 2004

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by geordie October 24, 2003

Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.

'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel

by Geordie June 6, 2003

tack

another word for cannabis

lets gan smoke sum tak in a bucket

by geordie October 24, 2003