Slutistry

The art of celebrating, exuding and living by ones unique code of Sluttiness.

Her joyous slutistry is empowering.

by Valerie Stunning November 27, 2017

softistry

erectile dysfunction

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010

slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

by Pass March 18, 2004

slutstriss

Half way between a slut and a mistress.

That slutstriss is sleeping with Eric.

by AnnastasiaB April 2, 2017

Slutitary hoe phase

The act of being a slut temporarily during a transitional period in life, usually during or after a separation, divorce, marriage or break-up.

That niggas that she was with was cheating on her. She going though a slutitary hoe phase after she left his ass

by King V August 4, 2021

Slutastrophe

1. When a girls clothes are so far beyond the scope of "slutty" that a more powerful word must be used.

2. The event of being surrounded by multiple people who are either dressed slutty or are confirmed to be slutty.

Check out that girl at the bar, she's a total slutastrophe.

Ladies night at the club was a full on slutastrophe.

by Twisty McFisty June 4, 2010

slutista

a name used to call sluts, whores, hos, etc. or anyone. its mainly a diss word use to demean others. the root word being slut. its also a cross between a slut and the wrestler batista.

yo slutista wana come to my house later

by C to the N August 3, 2007