A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every
10 women are sluts, 5 out of every
10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every
10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by
fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and
prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your
local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the
party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa
will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass
bitches wont pull their own weight.