Slurple 

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

Slurple by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Slurple 

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

Slurple by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Slurple 

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

Slurple by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004

slurple 

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

slurple by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

[slurple] 

to slurp a girls vagina and lick it

i am going to slurple that girls vagina

[slurple] by riccardo3 September 10, 2007

slurple roost 

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

slurple roost by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Purple Slurple 

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

Purple Slurple by Busterpants May 31, 2019