Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

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Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

Slurple by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

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Slophole

A particularly wet, or sloppy, vagina. Frequently indicative of a vagina that has seen much ill use.

I am sure that woman of ill repute has quite a slophole.

Slophole by The Surly Fat Man December 18, 2005

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surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively

It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.

surphone by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

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Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.

I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.

Vengeful Slophole by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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