slurphole

A sticky and somewhat wet gash

I couldn't hold out any longer, and so I shot my man milk into her slurphole.

by king dubie October 25, 2006

Slutpole

Lloyd <3

Lloyd you're such a slutpole! ily

by Buckagez July 7, 2011

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

by skinny79 August 9, 2010

Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

Slophole

A particularly wet, or sloppy, vagina. Frequently indicative of a vagina that has seen much ill use.

I am sure that woman of ill repute has quite a slophole.

by The Surly Fat Man December 18, 2005

surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively

It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.

by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.

I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.

by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019