slurpaholic 

A person that enjoys slurping to the point in which they can't stop slurping

My friend is a slurpaholic when he eats soup

slurpaholic by Gaylord25 August 15, 2022

Sleepaholic

One who prefers to sleep and live in a dream world rather than the real world, in other words, addicted to sleep, but not depressed.

Eliana's dreams have made her into a sleepaholic; boy they must be some good dreams.

Sleepaholic by Lucinda Dreamer May 10, 2010

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

surfaholic by smiami March 14, 2009

Sleepaholic

Someone who can sleep anywhere and for as long as they want.

John: you are such a sleepaholic. You sleep like 15 hours a day
Ash: *sleeping*

Sleepaholic by Unknown0710 October 18, 2016

Slutaholics Anonymous 

A group, kind of like alcoholics anonymous, but for sluts, where they can share their feelings and slutty experiences.

Person A: Dude where have you been the last 3 hours
Person B: Calm yo' tits, I was just at Slutaholics Anonymous.

Slutaholics Anonymous by comeatmebro1234 April 27, 2011

Sleepaholic

A sleepaholic is most likely a geek or a nerd. They are shy, introverted people who prefer their room more than the outside world. Most of the time they're an anime fan and have probably played Undertale and watch Steven Universe. We sleepaholics are not depressed, we just simply are a nerdy panda. If we are asleep... don't wake us up (it's dangerous). If we have locked our selves in our room for the past 12 hours, we our sleepaholic-hibernating, disturb at your own risk, unless you have food and our favorite show/movie, than come right in just don't comment on how messy our room might be... (-_-)

"Yeah I know I'm a Sleepaholic, you don't have to tell me. I'm the one who slept for 12 hours yesterday and spent the rest of the day binge watching Steven Univers"

Sleepaholic by SpringStar001 March 17, 2017

stupaholic 

A truly stupid person who is addicted to being stupid and needs a 12 step program to get rid of this problem.

My brother is a stupaholic. Everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid. He needs fixing just like any other addict.

stupaholic by razel July 5, 2012