slurgle 

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

slurgle by lolbopxd November 14, 2022

Slurgle Blurgle 

A Slurgle Burgle is a person who makes out with their toothbrush and date their Anus Cream But smashes their deodorant

Pablo: Hey did you hear about TimmyShortDick hes such a Slurgle Blurgle

TimmyShortDick: *Makes out with toothbrush*

Ramon: Oh yeah! Fucking Slurgle Blurgle

Slurgle Blurgle by Chicken Nugget Furious October 29, 2019

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017

smurgle 

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

Slurple 

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

Slurple by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

slurggle

the noise a wet fart/shart makes while you are sitting down

I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention

slurggle by bamasa37sb34 April 28, 2011

slurdledurdle 

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

slurdledurdle by seanmalivi February 10, 2010