2 definitions by bamasa37sb34
What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
by bamasa37sb34 January 20, 2014
I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention
by bamasa37sb34 April 10, 2011