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snurfing

Snow surfing. The precursor to snowboarding. Snurfers were first sold in retail stores in 1965.
Good snow day, let's head to the hill and go snurfing.
by Tiggerjeff February 15, 2010
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snurfing

To be surfing the internet while talking on the phone, as definied by Comcast high speed internet.
"She hung up on me after she found out I was snurfing."
by mocha nut September 1, 2007
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Snurfing

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.
"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"
by Picklepc June 27, 2012
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snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010
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snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.
I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.
by Agent 74 December 25, 2007
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snurfing

An abbreviated form of 'surfing the net'.
- "Did you go out for a nice walk today? It's been really sunny out."
- "No. I spent all day snurfing!"
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 3, 2006
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Jug Surfing

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..
Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
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