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slumberchump 

Someone who works permanent nights and is unaware that the feeling of eternal slumber and jet lag head is killing them faster for a few parsnips more.
you must be some sort of slumberchump wanting that roast dinner at 4am in the morning dude
slumberchump by jeremy mcgimp August 1, 2018

Slumberplunder 

The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.
Example 1

Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.

Example 2

Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?

Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.

Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!
Slumberplunder by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

slumbrella 

when one is forced to use a dry-cleaning or trash bag to keep the rain off one's head
"Oh no, it's raining! We are going to get soaked."

"No we won't. Just watch while I turn this plastic bag into a slumbrella!"
slumbrella by Chieftan201 March 27, 2012

slumbered 

"Man I was so slumbered last night, after the fifth blunt i was flying."
slumbered by TPS3 December 14, 2008

Golden Slumberer 

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.
Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!
Golden Slumberer by bmillaa May 1, 2010

Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll
Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll
Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007