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by Sloymo November 23, 2021

Slymon

A often devious fellow who is called Simon. Due to his tendency to be Sly - the Phrase "Slymon" has been coined.

Dude 1:"Dude, Whos that guy sneaking around?"

Dude 2: "He must be called Slymon"

by Roxemon October 28, 2010

Geo SloMo

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

Slaymoe

To slay a Moron, Through spoken word or Physical action.

Damn bro you gonna let him slaymoe you like that?

by SLaYMoE December 9, 2008

Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.

Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.

by rsummers April 24, 2010

slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

by nothinc March 17, 2019