slomopopo 

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

slomopopo by nothinc March 17, 2019

Sloppopotamus 

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus 

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

sloppopotamus 

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

sloppopotamus by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

sloppopoddumus 

A Fat And Sloppy invisual.

That Chick is A Big sloppopoddumus, espicaly when her name is cassy.

sloppopoddumus by FOCT January 31, 2008

Sloppopotomus 

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.

Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!

Sloppopotomus by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011