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slowjack

The act of borrowing something from a friend with the intent of returning it, yet you never do and end up keeping it.
I loaned my friend a CD and he slowjacked it from me.
by James Fairbanks December 30, 2005
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slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate
We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.
by thefort June 24, 2007
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Snowjacked

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.
Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)
by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012
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slow jack

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.
"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."
by Billabong aka Buck-deezy February 16, 2006
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Snowjacked

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.
My family got snowjacked
by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012
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Slowback

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.
"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."
by TFE September 15, 2007
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slowback

Another way to call someone slow, retarded, or stupid.
Dude 1: I forgot where I was going again...

Dude 2: to the bathroom you slowback!
by Fox's Girl June 28, 2008
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