slowjack

The act of borrowing something from a friend with the intent of returning it, yet you never do and end up keeping it.

I loaned my friend a CD and he slowjacked it from me.

slowjack by James Fairbanks December 30, 2005

slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate

We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.

slowjackin it by thefort June 24, 2007

Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.

Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)

Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012

slow jack 

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.

"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."

slow jack by Billabong aka Buck-deezy February 16, 2006

Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.

My family got snowjacked

Snowjacked by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012

Slowback 

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.

"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."

Slowback by TFE September 15, 2007

slowback 

Another way to call someone slow, retarded, or stupid.

Dude 1: I forgot where I was going again...

Dude 2: to the bathroom you slowback!

slowback by Fox's Girl June 28, 2008