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Slowback 

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.
"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."
Slowback by TFE September 15, 2007
Words you can keep

slowback 

Another way to call someone slow, retarded, or stupid.
Dude 1: I forgot where I was going again...

Dude 2: to the bathroom you slowback!
slowback by Fox's Girl June 28, 2008

slowjackin it

Taking a lot of time doing something by yourself, that could give you the cover to masterbate
We were waiting to go to the club while Drew was getting ready, slow jackin it for an hour.

You better not be slowjackin it while we are gone.

We would have been here earlier, but Andrew was slowjackin it all day.
slowjackin it by thefort June 24, 2007

Showback 

The physical price you pay for seeing live entertainment. Utmost lower back pain as a result from standing upright for hours at a time. Other areas of pain include the heels of your feet, hips, pelvic region, and hamstrings. Pain and other areas increase with age. A serious deterrent for those wanting to see their favorite bands live.
Guy 1: Want to support my friends band tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, I just got over some showback from last nights music fest
Showback by Packing_Heat March 23, 2011

snowback 

1. n. Canadian working illegally in the US.
2. n. Canadian spending the winter in the US. Also known as snowbird, or frostback.
Let's get the hell out of Quartzsite, Arizona. It's being overrun by snowbacks.
snowback by Jeff the Skid September 26, 2003

SlowBucKs 

-Often used when a situation doesn't go the way a person would like

- when something happens, is going to happen or is happening that is not ideal for a particular person
Mike - "Damn My Cell Phone Just Fell in Water"

Melissa- "its SlowBucKs for You"

Jane- "i want the new iPhone but im not due for a upgrade so i wont be able to get the discounted price"

Jeff - " Its SlowBucKs for you, you gotta stay with your old phone"
SlowBucKs by smm_richie November 25, 2011

slow back 

The art of evading a person/persons without them noticing you
Dude, dont take another step. Joes grandmother didnt see us yet. Lets just slow back before she catches our scent and makes us chop firewood or something.
slow back by TatredMaxall November 13, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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